A SYSTEM TO KILL MONSTERS?! I JUST WANT A DATE FOR PROM!
Logan Ferrel just wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
He wants a date for prom.
Instead, just before summer begins, a dawn to his senior year of High School, he is gifted with a system that is not a total The Gamer rip-off.
Watch as he does his level best to appear presentable to a potential prom date and ace his final year of-
Wait, he has to kill monsters?
"Dude, I didn't sign up to kill monsters."
I know, but that's what-
"I'm only trying to get a date for prom. Quit pestering me."
But what about the plot?
"Screw the plot. I have stats."
I mean, sure, yeah, okay. So there's not gonna be much of a plot. He'll try to use an overpowered Gamer interface to... attract a prom date. I mean, sure, if that's what you fucking want.
"That is what I want."