VIRUS IN THE PLAYER
BEFORE YOU READ ON. DO NOTE. THIS IS LIGHT SATIRE.
No insult or denigration or anything remotely similar is intended. To anybody, LIVING OR DEAD. This is a work of fiction. That done, here's the blurb.
A new gaming rig. A new game. Mark was excited. The newest version of Boner the Barbarian. The sixth version. Unfortunately, he didn’t concern himself with the manual. He never did. He did well in Boner I to V without it anyway. That was a mistake. A HUGE mistake.