A Young Beggars Life
Lucious is war orphan among many, living by dagger and beggary.
Argento’s thirst for knowledge is endless, as is his belly.
Koura is the perfect soldier, thus she grows tired of serving imperfect commanders.
God, for the 879th time, is not pleased with human deeds. Instead of the signature meteor shower, however, God has decided to experiment with how the world shall come to an end. Recalling ideas from previous worlds, this culling shall take a different path.
I will leave the prologue for impressions. LitRPG elements will be much like The Legend of Randidly Ghosthound, except there will be three characters instead of one. Here are my oaths as an author:
THE 7 DEADLY OATHS
Cliches shall be avoided like the cancerous tumors they are.
The world shall not spread it’s pink butt cheeks for the main character’s convenience.
No character shall be thinner than a slice of white American cheese.
No female character shall serve to highlight how overpowered and fabulous the main character is.
No villain shall serve to highlight how overpowered and fabulous the main characters are.
Grammar laws shall be upheld sometimes.
I, the author, swear not to be a pretentious prick.