The Very Convenient Prophetic Happenings of Father Terrence Gilmore
What happens when you fire your space ship's cook and have to find one on a generic ice planet? A priest finds you, babbles poorly-written poetic prophecy at you, saves your life, and then pays you to join your crew! Hijinks ensue as the crew travels the galaxy, priest in tow. Careful: NO SWEARING! Releases once a week on Saturdays or Sundays!