The Revolting Rose
A tale woven from the finest fibres of Nonsense about an aspiring overlord set loose in a ludicrous land and the poor sod who finds himself tangled up in a senseless scheme to conquer the country.
Pagne never wanted to be part of a plot to overthrow the reigning Lord, but it was that or have his skin sewn into a pair of trousers. Besides, it's not like Saloonka has any idea what he's doing and doesn't even know what country he's in, so surely there is no chance of success.
Alas, Pagne did not account for the numbers of disloyal citizens who want to be conquered, nor did he expect that he would become one of them.