...Hello?Is there anyone hearing?Huh.Well, lack of audience is not something that has ever stopped me before.So.
Name is Jack. This thing down there is the story about me getting screwed over into actually finding meaning for my life and that of others. There is alcohol consumption, foul language, deaths, soul-eviscerations, enslavement, wars, magic, dimension rifting, and, of course, shitty unicorns and such. In short, all the good stuff needed for you to enjoy my suffering.
Yeah. So, come along, grab your can of beer and let's hear this fucked up tale about a depressed guy becoming able to slay dragons, wizards, kings, and boredom. And then come here bother you.